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Google Vowel Outage – Happy April Fools Day

Posted in Google, Uncategorized with tags , , , on April 1, 2010 by mattyfresh697400

I use google and gmail like everyone else, pretty much constantly, so today as I am logging on I noticed that on the main gmail login page, there were no vowels being used in any of the text. I know from time to time google does some funky stuff and I assumed they were just playing around with instant messaging lingo (Omg, lol, lmao, etc)

As I did some more research it looked as if this might be an actual problem, The corporate arm at Google was officially calling this a VOWEL OUTAGE!

It did not even occur to me for a second that today is April 1st and this is probably one of many little practicle jokes that the good peeps at google were pulling to celebrate April Fools Day.

As it turns out every department at google is encouraged to go crazy on April Fools day and post some wild and crazy stuff.  Even crazier than the Vowel outage might be the rumour today that google had changed its name to TOPEKA

Read Below..Pretty Funny.

Today’s vowel outage

Thursday, April 01, 2010 6:49 AM

Posted by Sam Schillace, Gmail Engineering Director

If you logged into Gmail over the last hour (or visited the Gmail homepage), you probably noticed that something looked a bit off: all the vowels are missing. We realize this makes things difficult for all of you who rely on Gmail — whether at home or at work — and we’re incredibly sorry. We take morphological issues like this extremely seriously, so we want to let you all know what happened and what we’re doing about it.

At 6:01 am Pacific Time, during routine maintenance at one of our datacenters, the frontend web servers in that particular datacenter started failing to render the letter ‘a’ for a subset of users. As error rates escalated, the strain spread to other datacenters. We worked quickly to avoid a cascading failure of the entire alphabet by implementing a stopgap solution that limited the damage to the letters ‘a,’ ‘e,’ ‘i,’ ‘o,’ and ‘u.’ As a result, we’re experiencing Gmail’s first temporary vowel outage. (We’re still investigating whether the letter ‘y’ is impacted and will post an update here shortly.)

Over the last hour we’ve received numerous reports of this issue via our help forums, from colleagues at Google, and via email you’ve sent us. Some of you have already found creative workarounds for communicating without vowels, like Aaron, who sent us this:


Having 80.8% of the alphabet available is significantly below the 99.9% full letter uptime reliability we strive for. Since identifying the root case of this issue, we’ve started bringing vowels back to Gmail, so you should see them back in your account within the next few hours if you don’t already. In the meantime, while you may still see this issue in Gmail’s web interface, both IMAP and POP access are functioning normally. We’ll post an update as soon as things are fully resolved and, again, we’re v3ry s0rry.

Update (7:30 am): We’ve determined that the letter ‘y’ is not impacted.\

Oh Google Happy April Fools Day!